
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
(via hotboyproblems)
‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
(via laughloveleave)